I remember the exact day my sister” @yuppitsdesirae “ put some ramen noodle cup bowl in the microwave then next thing you know is u hear a loud boom 💥 then open up that microwave u got some black smoke going all thru the house 🙃 #DontForgetTheWater
3 1910:00 PM Dec 17, 2018
A christmas story
Warning! mass of terrible videos. Hope you're enjoying the adventure!
Tristan stood in darkness eagerly awaiting my return from the church christmas party before we could get into the unveiling. I was just as excited to unwrap the binds as my tree was to escape them. Tristan was like a present to me, getting ready for Christmas! Prep first the space you must... a blanket of black plastic over the table, decorations ready to go and water on hand. With delicate fervor I undid the netting and then drew out the inner bucket to be placed inside the red pot. The red of the pot matching quite unexpectedly but perfectly nicely with the tinsel found stashed in a cupboard. This pine is particularly prickly as I discovered as I tried to fluff the body out from its netted shape. Once the branches looked like a normal tree again I was able to untangle the string of fairy lights and imbue Tristan with magic. Before being dressed, Tristan needed to be watered and I'm sure the same amount of water wound up on the tree as was sprinkled on the floor. The delicious and fresh smelling pine now shimmers, sparkles and shines proudly hosting a glittery star upon the highest bough (which is quite the height sticking above the remaining bulk of the tree). To brighten the subtle signet of our home, the final string of lights is lit up around the table giving a bright glow to the red pot and draped tinsel.